December 2008
37 posts
Frightened Rabbit- Poke
“There’s nothing worse than a shake that is too thick to sip through a...”
The Flying Change - All My Friends (LCD...
Smokey the Bear
is CGI now. So lame.
On a side-note:
I want to go to Iceland right now, have tea at Gamla Borg, and marry an Icelandic girl. Preferably one who plays the cello and wears those cute sweaters.
Desire to be Inspired, and Inspire, in Return.
Whenever I feel my creative, adventurous, Quixotic, spirital-glow dimming, I turn to my inspirations to rekindle the flame; now, these come in several shapes and sizes, in several places: Music; Art, in whatever form; poetry and writing; and the God-given natural beauty that surrounds us. Whether it be the orange-y glow of a sun-crested horizon, the kindness in the sparkling-eye of a smiling...
“Make Art.”
ChaCha!
For those of you who have not jumped on the ChaCha bandwagon, it is not too late.
1-800-224-2242. Set this on your speed dial, number one. Ask ChaCha any question, and they will text you the answer within ten minutes, for free.
Here are some of the answers I have recieved:
To remove blood from a trunk, blot the stain immediately with paper towels, pour hydrogen peroxide on the blood...
The Only Living Boy in New York- S&G
for...
Yoplait- It's So Good →
Adam, did you create this ad and slogan and not tell anyone?
“What doesn’t kill you, only makes you stronger… Well, except for...”
You Look Nice Today. →
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Creepy Dudes: What To Do
While enjoying a night out at Mojo’s, with several friends, I was alerted to an epidemic of mass proportions- the “creepy-dude” phenomenon. Allow me to further explain: This is by no means a new issue; no, womankind has been plagued by the creepy dude since the beginning of time; harassing women of all eras, in all corners of the world. What is disturbing, is the alarming...
“A severed foot is the ultimate stocking-stuffer.”
– Mitchell Lee Hedberg- Comedian, (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005)
“I think that, to preserve authenticity, birthdays should be celebrated in the...”
Thank God. →
16.
Rules: Once you’ve read this, you are supposed to write a note with 16 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you and then post it.
In kindergarten, I was given the “best story-teller” award.
I’m not a morning person.
I wish I could break dance.
My right foot is slightly longer than my left.
I was a victorious star on the Judge Mathis show.
I sing loud in the car, but...
“You’re such a dear friend to me; if you ever lost your job, your home, and...”
“You’re so beautiful; if I were a cannibal, I would eat you alive: starting...”
“You’re so cool; if I were a slave-runner, and you were a slave, I’d...”
Unnecessarily Large Scarf Girl
I was trailing about 6 feet or so behind a girl wearing an unusually long scarf today. It wrapped around her neck a good 2 or 3 times, yet still dangled inches from the floor.
She stepped on it- causing it to tug, turned abruptly, and delivered me the most accusatory, menacing glare, as if to say I was the idiot who stepped on that stupid, enormous scarf.
I didn’t know what to do; so I...
note to self:
Hey Tyler, If you happen to get bleach on your skin, be sure to wash it off the first chance you get; otherwise, several hours later, you will notice that it has gradually consumed your flesh, and you probably won’t like it.
