February 2012
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Friday, I'm starting a plant-based diet.
If you are vegetarian, vegan, or just know of any delicious plant-based meals, I’d love to hear them. I’m trying to plan out my meals for the next week or two to make things easier.
Any suggestions?
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When I’m a Crazy Old Man
Over the past couple years, I’ve been compiling a list of “things to do when I’m a crazy old man,” and if there is one sure thing that I am gonna do, it’s this:
1.) Spot a young, impressionable, man who shares my distinguishable characteristics: eye color, approximate height and build, hair color (unless I’ve gone grey, which would make me extra crazy-looking. Bonus!), no visible tattoos that I...
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Hospital Fun
I’ve been spending a lot of time at the doctor lately with this bum leg I’ve got, and there’s one thing I’ve noticed: everyone is so uptight in those places. I’ve decided it is my duty to lighten the mood. Here’s just a few ideas I’ve come up with:
After they make you piss in that little jar, return it with a lemon wedge and one of those tiny umbrellas. Bring a CD player that can fit into a coat...
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Infirmary
I always had it in my head that this word meant something along the lines of furnace or incinerator…
I guess it’s a good thing no ones ever come to me saying “hey Tyler, take this sickly child down to the infirmary and take care of him.”
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Ultimate foot-in-mouth case of mistaken identity.
Boss: “Hey, I need you to look up the info on these three drugs.” Me (pointing to first one on the list): “I think I’ve had to take that once.” Boss: “Really? You’ve had chlamydia before? Ha, I hate to ask you that, but have you? That’s used to treat chlamydia.” Me: “Hmmm. You know what? On second thought, I don’t think that was it.”
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Unnecessarily Large Scarf Girl
I was trailing about 6 feet or so behind a girl wearing an unusually long scarf today. It wrapped around her neck a good 2 or 3 times, yet still dangled inches from the floor.
She stepped on it- causing it to tug, turned abruptly, and delivered me the most accusatory, menacing glare, as if to say I was the idiot who stepped on that stupid, enormous scarf.
I didn’t know what to do; so I simply...
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January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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WatchUsing Fake Rain in Studio Action Shots
David Ellis is young, but he is one of the best portrait photographers in the business. His originality is what really sets him apart. This looks super fun, and the photos are incredible.
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Hey, Look! I'm on The Discovery Channel →
Skip forward to 5:50, to see me on Daily Planet. It’s so strange seeing myself talked about on TV shows.
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October 2011
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